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Jewish Jokes and Funny Side of Jewish Cooking

An Arab and a Jew go into a bakery.

The Arab steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!"

The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than a Jew."

He goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and give him a pastry.

The Jew swallows it and ask for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then the Jew asks for another one and swallows it just the same.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says,

"What did you do with the pastry?

  • Chavah told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round

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